Is there anything funnier than a beatboxing chimp? No.

Classic: Difference Between Men and Women

Here is a classic that I just received from the crack MF email-spamming staff. Enjoy!

Soul Aids: The Cure for Racist Bandages

Tired of racist "flesh-colored" bandages? Fight the Power (and infection) with Soul-Colored bandages! Of course Soul-Aid wasn't available in most stores...it's just another example of Whitey keepin' the brother down. This ad is from a 70s-era Ebony Magazine...so beware of sending your money.

Conspiracy Theories for Morons

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Woman Faces Prison for Fire "Down Below"

A Canadian woman is facing prison time for setting her boyfriend's penis on fire (article). Sentencing arguments will begin in November. Legal analysts Steven Slimovitch believes that the woman could likely avoid any jail time unless she acted with "premeditation". Let that sink in for a second

I'm not an expert in the law or genital arson, but igniting a Willie...maliciously...probably deserves more than a fine. If not, I may just have to avoid Canada as a potential travel destination. This could set a very dangerous precedent for would-be Penis Pyros (c).

Canadia men beware, this woman is free on bail until sentencing.