Foul...One Way or Another

The winner of the "Soccer is Gay" captionary contest is Guest 9459 with (appropriately):

"It's raining men!"

2nd Place goes to Guest 4809 with:

"Pepsi guy: Hey, it smells like Coke in here!"

Great job guys! Keep up the funny!

Royal Mining Operation

Today's Silly Bitch Award goes to Guest 1829 with:

"I know I put that sunscreen in here somewhere."

Of course, I'm not sure why anyone would need Sunscreen in England...but it was funny nonetheless! As a reward for your hilarity, my Prayer Circle will give God a shout out for you.

This wasn't a very popular photo (or no one is visiting the site)...either way, I'll try to post some better material. If you have a funny picture, please send it to at pointyhead@e-monolith.com.

Carpooling Run Amok

Another fantabulous effort by the dozens of "faithful" Monkey Fartz curious onlookers. The winner of the "Carpooling Run Amok" Captionary is Gues 3653 with:

"Which way to America?"

A simple, yet powerful message on how bad Americans REALLY are with geography.

First Runner Up (Guest9393):
guest9393: this is a gay idea
guest9393: (as in this captionary thing)
guest9393: mostly because you can do what im doing right now
guest9393: and create a general nuisance of yourself, for no reason other than you're bored and waiting for dinner to be ready

Other Notables:
Guest 693: help! I can't breathe!
Guest 689: Thanks, your head makes a nice seat.
Guest 7097: Left Hand blue, Right foot green
Guest 9098: lick my balls
Guest 7013: Excuse me... can you give me directions to the Immigration Office?
Guest 8017: No one will guess what is in our trunk
Guest 116: "I still think we're better off then going to america"
Guest 4062: "Jump on mate, theres plenty of room up top"
Guest 5520: look i know i said id give anyone a lift that was going my way, but seriously your taking advantage of me now!
Guest 5865: The Taliban in full retreat.

Chewbaca's a Dick in Person

The winner of today's Captionary (or as I like to call it, "Pointy's Weak Attempt at User-Generated Content) is:

Guest 6077: "He's in a VW bug how big could he be?" "Tell him you wanna box"my friends said.
Guest 6077: my friends suck..



2nd Place: Guest 7057: "Don't cry little man..Mongo stop hitting now."

People Who Can Type:
Guest 6077: Got Roids
Danke: Stop punching yourself, Stop punching yourself
Eleventhsun: "you are hairy like animal"
Guest 1104: Oh man, i hope i didn't get blood on your shit
Guest 6559: In soviet Russia punch throws you!
Mini Me: Hey! Where'd his head go?
Guest 3587: i'm going for the nuts! It's my only hope!
Guest 6030: Why do you keep hitting yourself?
Guest 7318: Oh SHIT!!!! O well too late to duck now X(
Guest 5939: get that glove away from my face! it smells like horse-urine with some eel droppings (?!?)
Guest 1408: please stop punching my nuts!
P.Dub: BIGFOOT!!

Worst. Drinking Fountain. Ever. Award--3SEP06

The winnger of the prestigious WDFE Award is Guest 9381 with the caption:

"I awoke with the funniest taste in my mouth...."

I mean, we've ALL been there, right....um...right?

In honor of your wit and random patronage of Monkey Fartz, we are going to donate $1 to the National Fecalphilia Research Foundation.

Random "Winner" of 1SEP06 Captionary

Guest6447 wrote: "Slam dunk in your face! ...also cocks."

We need to stress that this was not even close to being the funniest...but it was the easiest one to copy and paste. Since Guest6447 didn't leave any contact information, his prize money will go to the "Animals are for Eating" charitable foundation.

For the rest of you, keep playing for your chance to "win"...losers. =o)