Dallas-Fort Worth’s CBS News 11 reports that a South Florida man (Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda) is claiming to be Jesus and “the Son of God” (video link).
This self-proclaimed ‘Son of God’ is a 60-year-old former heroin addict and convict. The divorced father of four was born in Puerto Rico and now lives in South Florida with his second wife and three Rolexes (link).
The Drug Addict Turned Messiah reportedly stated that “the gig was sweet until this whole Muslim thing. What I meant to say is that I am…umm…who’s that Chinese guy? Buddha…yeah, I am Buddha reincarnated.” De Jesus-Buddha was not available for comment due to a “Re-branding Makeover”