Hugo Chavez: The Voices Have Spoken

The Monkey Fartz foreign correspondent team recently polled the voices in Chavez' head. Initial results suggest that 8 out of 10 voices in his head also think he's crazy. The other two voices were unresponsive and just kept yelling "El que rompe, paga".

The Bush Gang

"Out here, 'due process' is a bullet." ~John Wayne

Intel Imagery Update: Caracas, Venezuela

Breaking News: TOP Secret Intel Imagery of Caracas Venezuela has been leaked to Monkey Fartz. Our informant insists "this intel update was DEFINITELY not at the request of a senior member of the Administration following Chavez' speech. The timing is TOTALLY coincidental...yeah."