Bill O'Reilly is a Liar and Traitor (Part 2)

The response to "Bill O'Reilly is a Psychotic Dick (Part 1)" was overwhelming. Apparently, not only is this view supported by vast amounts of print and video evidence, but is also shared by many, many people. Today's clip is a piece by Keith Olberman calling O'Reilly out on lies and disparraging remarks towards our WWII veterans:

Below are some other Great Moments in O'Reilly:

-"My pal Jon Stewart and his legion of writers think they're ultra cool and hip because they embrace every left wing cause that comes down the pike. Yeah, you won an Emmy, Stewart, but the fix was in. The choir to whom you preach dominates the award voting. You Daily Show guys can be funny but how many Americans want you people standing between them and Iran? Maybe Larry David, but that's it." -Bill's 29AUG06 Column (source)

-Bill calls Mexicans "wetbacks" (Transcript)

"You know what’s really frightening? You actually have an influence on this presidential election. That is scary, but it’s true. You’ve got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote." –to Jon Stewart, Sept. 22, 2004 (Source)

-Bill O'Reilly implies that a rape victim's attack was due to her clothing (Source)

Bill O'Reilly and Censorship

Bill O'Reilly put the Cavalier Daily "on notice" for two of its recent comics (link). FTFA:

"Drawn by third year Grant Woolard as part of his comic strip Quirksmith, one depicts Jesus Christ crucified on a Cartesian x/y axis, the other shows a nativity scene in which Mary responds to Joseph’s concerns over a 'bumpy rash' by saying 'I swear, it was immaculately transmitted!'"

The cartoons have since been removed and replaced with the following apology from the artist:
Apparently, it is only ok for Bill O'Reilly to make insensitive/hate-mongering remarks like the following:

"We were talking about border patrol and the problems they were having. I'm going, "What's the jargon? What's the jargon? We got coyotes, right? Coyotes and we got wetbacks. Is that what they call them? Is that what they call them?" All right? And the guy goes, "Yeah. The wetbacks are the slang for the people who come over and the coyotes are the slang for the people who get paid to bring them over." (link)

I took some time to browse the Cav. Daily's comics and think it's great that students have a medium to flex their ideological and artistic muscles without reprisal from hypocrites like O'Reilly. Please check out their site and show some support (link to the Cav. Daily Comics). I plan on posted a few I thought were particularly amusing.

Bill O'Reilly: Ignorance is no Obstacle

NewsHounds recently posted an article (link) illustrating--once again--that Bill O'Reilly won't let ignorance get in the way of an opinion*.

O'Reilly attacked the imaginary "liberal media" regarding an editorial (link) on former Iranian President Mohammad Khatami visiting the United States for a lecture tour. His argument: "I think Khatami is a bad guy."

Having exhausted his facts, O'Reilly then digressed into his characteristic rants and rhetoric.

*Note: While we at Monkey Fartz share that approach, we've never claimed to be a Moral Beacon and shaper of opinion.

Bill O'Reilly: Profile of a Psychotic Dick

I've been toying with the idea for awhile on doing a series about how Bill O'Reilly is a psychotic dick. I thought that it would require extensive research, but the Internet appears to be a treasure trove of evidence supporting my claim. Here's a quickie to get the ball rolling:

Here's another video where O'Reilly uses "shut up" like the word "the".

Some quotes supporting the "Psycho Dick" thesis:

"Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps." ~At a Charity for Inner-City School Children

"You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid's face? OK with them. And I'm not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for."

"I just wish Katrina had only hit the United Nations building, nothing else, just had flooded them out, and I wouldn't have rescued them." --on his radio show, Sept. 14, 2005.

"I'll tell you what. I've been in combat. I've seen it, I've been close to it... and if my unit is danger, and I've got a captured guy, and the guy knows where the enemy is, and I'm looking him in the eye, the guy better tell me. That's all I'm gonna tell you. The guy better tell me. If it's life or death, he's going first." –on his experience as a journalist covering firefights in South and Central America, Jan. 18, 2005

"Now it's so bad that I spend an enormous amount of money protecting myself against evil." –on being Bill O'Reilly, Oct. 18, 2005

I'll post more as I find them. If you have your own, feel free to share! Please DIGG this article.

O'Reilly Beats Up a "Girl"

Monkey Fartz has had a long-standing love affair with conservative talking head Bill O'Reilly (Link to Past MF Coverage). This "affair" is not based on agreeing with ANY of his beliefs or even the slightest bit of respect for him as a journalist or human being. Rather, Mr. Bill never fails to provide fodder for lazy gnomish bloggers such as myself.

Bill has bravely taken on college cartoonists, 9/11 conspiracy theorists, journalists with opposing views, and countless celebrities--all worthy adversaries of this self-appointed king of right-thinking. Based on the video above, it looks like Bill is upping his Crazy Game by verbally abusing a decorated war veteran.

Maybe Bill is getting a little jealous of the media coverage received by the Peroxide-Poisoned Coulter. Keep up the good fight, Bill!

Bill O'Reilly's Not-So-Startling Confession

Another Monkey Fartz EXCLUSIVE! Bill O'Reilly's meds must have worn off for a true No Spin moment.

What if O'Reilly and Coulter Spawned a Child?

The Monkey Fartz team of artists have developed a mug shot of what they thought the spawn of Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter would look like.

I believe this is the strongest argument for eugenics...ever.

Proof of an O'Reilly-al Queda Connection?

Is this Photo(shopped) proof of a connection between Bill O'Reilly and al-Queda? No...but I thought it'd be funny.

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Disclaimer: No terrorists or television personalities were harmed in the making of this horrible Photoshopped satire.

Air America Bunkrupt--Proof Libs are Bad with Money?

According to several internet sources (link), Air America—the unheard liberal voice on the FM waves—will likely be announcing major restructuring which includes filing for bankruptcy. Is this proof that libs are bad with money? While I certainly find that possibility amusing, perhaps it simply learned a harsh lesson in free market economies: If your product sucks and people don’t want it, you’ll probably go out of business.

I’m all for “progressive” media. The airwaves (both FM and TV) are dominated by far right wing ignorant blowhards. I don’t think Air America was missing the rhetoric, but it was certainly missing the personality. Bill O’Reilly and Ann Coulter may be evil to the core and clinically insane, but at least they have that Train Wreck Quality. Even though I loathe their positions, I find myself unable to look away when the Crazy Train leaves the station. Air America—and Al Franken in particular—deliver their crazy in a boring, I’m-smarter-than-you snooze fest.

I guess what I am trying to say is that I like my crazy, hollow rhetoric to be delivered with a little pizzazz and sensationalism. If I wanted facts, I’d actually read something printed on paper. I watch TV, listen to the radio, and scour the internet because I am lazy and want to be entertained...if not informed.

Oh, before I forget, I’m also chuckling about the potential demise of Air American because they are a bunch of crooks that steal from kids…allegedly (link 1 2 3)

Cav Daily Strikes Back at O'Reilly

Rumsfeld's Soul Found...on MSN

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If you hate Bill O'Reilly more (like I do), click here for that version.

DIGG THIS!!! I need the attention.

"Cons" Get a New Voice

To facilitate their continuing dive into pure insanity, Conservatives will now have another “voice” to supply opinions. Adding to the illustrious ranks of Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter will be Bob Romanik. If that name doesn’t ring a bell, let me provide a brief summary of his qualifications:

• Former Police Chief for Washington Park, IL
• Convicted of Obstruction of Justice (Felony)
  
• Convicted of Bank Fraud (Felony)
  
• Owner of two strip clubs.
• “Prefers white leather shoes, plenty of bling, and open shirt collars.” (Just Wrong)
  

That is one impressive resume. The term “con” takes on a whole new meaning. I think this is just the kind of guy that will appeal a broader conservative demographic. Now not only will the ill-informed have voice, but also pervs and criminals.

“Where and when can I catch this show?!?” Currently, Romanik’s “verbal Jerry Springer” will only be able to reach the dregs of St. Clair and Madison counties, IL. You’ll be happy to know, though that Romanik is currently in talks with G. Gordon Liddy to have the show syndicated.

10 Things You Never Want to Hear on a Flight

10) “The pilot has locked himself out of the cockpit” (article)
9) “Think we could storm the cockpit?”
8) “What’s that flaming streak coming towards our plane?”
7) Any child…at any age.
6) Air Marshall: "Has anyone seen my gun?”
5) “Ever seen a grown man naked?”
4) “Today’s in-flight double feature will be ‘Little Man’ and ‘White Chickz’”
3) “Ladies and gentlemen, on the left side of the plane you’ll see…umm…that’s not supposed to be there.”
2) “Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal savior?”
1) Any Arabic phrase being yelled.

Honorable Omissions:

• “There’s m*********ing snakes on the m*********ing plane.”
• “Hi, I’m Bill O’Reilly”
• “Excuse me, but you wouldn’t happen to have anything sharp and pointy, would you?”
• “Are you sure there’s enough fuel?”
• “Have you ever seen that blinking light before?” (Pilot)
• “Shut up and just light that thing!”