Kabbalah: Summary of Craziness

Summary of Craziness (in response to criticism about this post):

• Klippot (Blockages): Everyone has a direct and clear connection to the upper metaphysical world of the "Light", but that this channel is blocked by Klipot.
  I am surprised that the Church of Scientology hasn't sued the Kabbalah Center...this sounds like those pesky Thetans.
  
• Strong Belief in Astrology and Zodiac. 1970 called, they want their New Age bullshit back.
  
• Claims Jesus was a Kabbalahist. I thought the Jews didn't recognize Jeebus as the Messiah. So why would him being a Kabbalahist be a selling point?
  
• All Religions have their roots in the Kabbalah. I think this one is acctualy spot-on. The Kabbalah is based on the belief that people are stupid enough to believe anything...as long as it makes them feel more special than other people.
  
• Sell Kabbalah Mountain Spring Water (link). What use is a religion if you can't make money off it?
  
• Claim: "Just to tell you another thing about the six million Jews that were killed in the Holocaust: the question was that the Light was blocked. They didn't use Kabbalah." (link). Yes...the light was blocked. Funny, I never used Kabbalah and NO ONE has ever asked me to 'get on ze train'.
• Video: The Power of Kabbalah (link)
• Video: Kaballah, Science, and the Perception of Reality (link)

Kabbalah may be based in legitimate Jewish mysticism, but that's not what the Kabbalah Center is peddling. The fact it's attractive to so many flakey celebrities shows it is merely repackaged New Age shite that is easy for the shallow and ignorant to put in their personal voids.

Kabbalah and Silly Bitches

The Setup: According to The Mirror (link), fake-religion Kabbalah is not superficial enough for "heir-head" Paris Hilton. In a recent class, Paris was asked to describe a depply spiritual experience. She is reported to have told a story about a "hot guy" (article).

My Take: I will admit that I don't know much about the Kabbalah, but I DO know that it appears to attract silly bitches. Here's a partial list of some famous followers that I think share a common theme (courtesy of wikipedia):

• Madonna
• Paris Hilton
• Roseanne Barr
• Naomi Campbell
• Goldie Hawn
  
• Lucy Liu
• Lindsay Lohan
• Courtney Love
• Brittany Murphy
• Britney Spears
• Winona Ryder

So from my initial research, I have to assume that Kabbalah is a spiritual belief system that appeals to whores, drug addicts, vacuous model, horrible comediennes, has-been actresses, horrible/fake singers/dancers, and sexy Asians. I'm compelled to do more research as it is apparent to me that Kabbalah may be even crazier than Scientology.