Tuesday, September 05, 2006

"Cons" Get a New Voice

To facilitate their continuing dive into pure insanity, Conservatives will now have another “voice” to supply opinions. Adding to the illustrious ranks of Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter will be Bob Romanik. If that name doesn’t ring a bell, let me provide a brief summary of his qualifications:

  • Former Police Chief for Washington Park, IL
  • Convicted of Obstruction of Justice (Felony)
  • Convicted of Bank Fraud (Felony)
  • Owner of two strip clubs.
  • “Prefers white leather shoes, plenty of bling, and open shirt collars.” (Just Wrong)

That is one impressive resume. The term “con” takes on a whole new meaning. I think this is just the kind of guy that will appeal a broader conservative demographic. Now not only will the ill-informed have voice, but also pervs and criminals.

“Where and when can I catch this show?!?” Currently, Romanik’s “verbal Jerry Springer” will only be able to reach the dregs of St. Clair and Madison counties, IL. You’ll be happy to know, though that Romanik is currently in talks with G. Gordon Liddy to have the show syndicated.

1 comment:

Phuong thuy trang said...

We sat down to dinner and I was passed the mac and cheese dish – it wasn’t *just* “mac and cheese”; it was “truffle mac and cheese”, made with truffle-flecked gouda, old cheddar and pepper jack – I took a spoonful to two, and you know what? It was delicious! It cut through the sameness of the turkey, stuffing, gravy and potatoes, and added a complexity to the meal that is usually otherwise missing.
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