The Would-Be Iraqi Penis Bomber...Oh...Pumper.

The Associated Press (link) reported:

"Chicago prosecutors [after they could stop laughing] dropped all charges Wednesday against a man who claimed an airport security guard misheard him when she thought he'd said a penis pump in his backpack actually was a bomb.

Mardin Amin'sattorney added that Amin, an Iraqi, has a thick accent and she herself had trouble understanding him until he brought the pump to her office. She said she recently learned Arabic speakers sometimes have trouble distinguishing "p" and "b" sounds..."

...and that apparently Iraqi men have small penises. Apparently, Swedish-Made Penis enlargers are his bag, baby.