Tesla Death Ray: Pointed at Your Town

Here is an actual clipping from Conspiracy magazine. For only $14 (+5 s/h), you can have the "proof" that:

• Columbia Space Shuttle Destroyed by a Particle Beam
• "The Chinese or some secret government black ops group" (nice specificity) could be pointing these weapons at your town.
• Said Death Rays could be causing strange weather and atmospheric phenomenon.
  

As a bonus, for only $25 more, you can get a DVD with evidence our space missions have been followed by "unknown objects". By the way, I recognize this stuff is crazy-talk...but I thought it was funny. If you have any great clips like this, please submit them.