Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Stingray Deaths: Revenge or Cover-Up

According to CNN, at least 10 stingrays have been found dead and mutilated along Australia's eastern coast (link). Monkey Fartz recently presented several theories implicating Australia in a plot for worldwide domination (link). This in-depth report suggested that Australia has bionically-enhanced assassin stingrays. Are these recent stingray deaths revenge over the loss of Steve Irwin? Or, more logically, are these deaths proof of a large-scale coverup of the Bionic Stingray Assassin Army? You be the judge, but the evidence is overwhelming.

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