Duluth Police on the Lookout for "The Joker"

This week, a police substation in Duluth, MN discovered twelve marijuana plants growing outside its building in a concrete planter (article). Police Lt. John Beyer believes the pot was planted by “a Joker” with a keen sense of irony. Beyer immediately formed a task force to hunt down the culprit.

After several nights of “closely examining the evidence”, the task force has released their preliminary profile of the perp:

• Male, between the ages of 18-45
• Possible Aliases: “The Space Cowboy”, “Gangster of Love”, & “Maurice”
• Cheerful Disposition—presented by frequent grinning
• Likely Harmless and more disposed to get “his lovin’ on the run”
• Loves Peaches
  

Lt. Beyer has since restricted future access to the “evidence”.