Friday, September 01, 2006

Peroxide + Evil = Ann Coulter

Rudyard Kipling wrote that “the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.” (link). Ann Coulter takes Kipling’s assertion one step further by proving they are often crazier as well. To prove Monkey Fartz embraces the spirit of equal opportunity, we’ve decided to spend some time focusing on the “Softer” side of the Far Right:


Documented Insanity:

"Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said any assumption that the US would not use force against North Korea would be a mistake. Such bellicosity frightens liberals. The left's reaction to nutty despots is: he might hit me, so I'll be nice. Rumsfeld's idea is: He'll hit me? Maybe I'll hit him. The beauty of that approach cannot be denied."

"Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole."

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

"Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President."

"The swing voters -- I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don't have set philosophical principles. You're either a liberal or you're a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster."

“The backbone of the Democratic Party is a typical fat, implacable welfare recipient.”

Thanks to: About.com, Terry@tripod.com, and freerepublic.com for some really great quotes.

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1 comment:

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I grew up getting together with my huge extended families (on both sides) and it was quite chaotic, so we never had really formal traditions. My mom always contributes a really delicious spinach salad to the spread, and I love it. It’s simple, fresh, and rounds out the meal well. I also love the jello with a raspberry layer, cream cheese layer and pretzel crust–it’s basically a dessert, but we serve it with the meal. It can be made ahead and is such a festive delicious side. Pumpkin rolls are also so easy and can be made ahead and kept in the freezer. My favorite!
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