France: What We Know So Far

Once again, the world-renowned think-tank IMAO has published their findings of what we know so far about the French. Below is a brief excerpt from their report:

1. Rumor has it that the French don't like bathing. This rumor comes from them smelling.
2. During the cola wars, France was occupied by Pepsi for six months.
3. In ancient times, primitive Frenchmen surrendered to thunderstorms.
4. The Eiffel Tower was constructed so that they would have something very tall to wave a white flag from in case of attack.

To check out the full "report" (and support these dedicated thinkers) please visit IMAO. Thank you, FrankJ, for your brilliance and contribution to the great (Non-French) people of the world.