Friday, August 11, 2006

A Realistic Plan for Peace: Nuke the Moon

"Gotta nuke something." -20th century philosopher Nelson Muntz

Our friend FrankJ, Top Brain at global think-tank IMAO, believes he has developed a plan for world peace: Nuking the Moon. I'll let that sink in for a second. Below is an excerpt, but I highly recommend you read the full paper at the IMAO website.

"World peace cannot be achieved by sitting around on our duffs singing hippy songs to the moon. Peace can only be achieved through excessive acts of seemingly mindless violence."
Brilliance like this does not come cheaply. Please support FrankJ and the IMAO by visiting his site and buying his crass commercial merchandise.

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