Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Woman Faces Prison for Fire "Down Below"

A Canadian woman is facing prison time for setting her boyfriend's penis on fire (article). Sentencing arguments will begin in November. Legal analysts Steven Slimovitch believes that the woman could likely avoid any jail time unless she acted with "premeditation". Let that sink in for a second

I'm not an expert in the law or genital arson, but igniting a Willie...maliciously...probably deserves more than a fine. If not, I may just have to avoid Canada as a potential travel destination. This could set a very dangerous precedent for would-be Penis Pyros (c).

Canadia men beware, this woman is free on bail until sentencing.

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