Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Review: How to Destroy the Earth

According to George Lucas, Environmentalists, and End-of-Times doomsayers, destroying a planet is a fairly run-of-the-mill activity. Despite their laissez fair (gag) attitude towards "poppin' a cap" in the Earth's ass, deathrays, global warming, and God's vengeful smiting just don't offer the ease-of-use desired by so many would-be bringers of doom.

Fret no more! The folks over at GNTN.ORG have developed a practical How-To guide on How to Destroy the earth (link). Finally, someone has taken on the daunting task of outlining viable options for all of you Planet-Crushing needs. Below is a brief summary of contents (with links to the source material):


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