Panda: "No means no"

In China, a 29-year-old man was attacked and mauled on Tuesday by GuGu the Panda in her crib (link). Apparently, alcohol is to blame...shocker.

The man contends that GuGu invited him back to her place for a little "Bam-Boo". The details are sketchy, but things quickly turned to violence. He claims that he and the "Panda Whore had a few drinks...one thing led to another and...well...you know."

The panda was unavailable for comment and is reportedly in therapy. Sources close to GuGu say they aren't surprised as she "is a tease that will do almost anything for bamboo."