Land Sharks--The New Threat?

The Associated Press reports that scientists combing through the fauna off Indonesia's Papua province said Monday they had discovered dozens of new species, including a shark that walks on its fins and a shrimp that looks like a praying mantis (link to real article).

What was once only an un-funny sketch on Saturday Night Live (link to video) is now a frightening reality. I, for one, welcome our new land dwelling fin-walking shark overlords. Below is exclusive footage (that has absolutely no element of truth) on this threat: