Domestic Violence Class Leads to...Domestic Violence

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia (real article) -- In a classic case of not quite "getting it", 41 year-old Uy Im left his court-ordered Domestic Violence seminar, got liquored-up and beat his wife.

A representative for Im contends that he was confused about the position taken by the course sponsors and produced the (obviously faked) ticket featured above.

Words Not Fists, Intl. was not available for comment...probably because they don't exist.