GOD NAMES NEXT "CHOSEN PEOPLE"; IT'S JEWS AGAIN

"Oh Shit," Say Jews

In honor of the Jewish High Holy Days, this piece was resurrected from SatireWire. Enjoy!

"Jews, whose troubled, 10,000-year term as God's 'chosen people' finally expired last night, woke up this morning to find that they had once again been hand-picked by the Almighty. Synagogues across the globe declared a day of mourning." (Read More)