Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Top 10 Things I've Learned From Digg

My week-long adventure with has taught me several important lessons. Actually, it taught me exactly ten. Here they are:

10. There is a wealth of video evidence that John Stewart and Stephen Colbert are funny.

9. Nintendo DS pwns PSP

8. Sex and nudity are still quite popular.

7. People who use PCs are stupid, ill-informed, and lame where Mac users are smarter, more attractive, and rarely incorrect.

6. Top 10 lists are easier than writing a substantive article/post.

5. George W. Bush is not popular.

4. People videotape themselves doing stupid things way too frequently.

3. There either was, or was not, a government (Zionist, Illuminati, etc.) conspiracy behind the 9/11 attacks.

2. There is zero correlation between substance and popularity.

1. The Silicon Valley hype machine didn’t die in the dot-bomb.

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