Hunting the Elusive Multiple Orgasm

Psychology Today has recently published an article profiling women who claim to have multiple orgasms. From personal experience, I have found the female orgasm an elusive and solitary creature. I believe the majority of these claimed "sightings" are either misidentifications or pure fabrication by braggarts and liars.

Saying that, however, the article has some interesting "findings" from a study conducted at the University of Wisconsin. I've tried to translate the finding into something we can use to increase the probability of a chance encounter:

Finding #1: They are "more likely to have examined their clitoris."
Translation: Encourage your woman to masturbate frequently.

Finding #2: "They are more likely to have engaged in mental stimulation via erotic fantasies, films, and literature."
Translation: Share your porn collection.

Finding #3: They "communicate to their partners what arouses them most"
Translation: Tell your woman to talk dirty in bed and be bossy.

Finding #4: "They like their bare breasts fondled and their nipples kissed."
Translation: Pay attention to the fun-bags and give that foreplay thing a try.

Finding #5: "They are more likely to enhance clitoral stimulation during intercourse by...masturbation."
Translation: Don't allow yourself to play a supporting role here. Try to block this play by implementing findings 3 and 4.

I hope this helps. If you have any additional tips, feel free to share.