Friday, August 25, 2006

Get Rich Quick, Web 2.0 Style

Do you want to get rich? Tired of all those "know-it-alls" that say you need a great idea, solid business plan, and dedicated work ethic? Well, it's not too late to jump on the Web2.0 bandwagon. The best thing is, with this startup kit, you don't need any technical skills...or even a viable product/idea. Just follow the links below, and you'll be on your way to fast money:

  • Web 2.0 Company Name/Product Generator: You'll probably want to go here first. Click until you find one that resonates. Don't think TOO hard here, doesn't really matter what you're called or what product you have.
  • Web 2.0 Logo Generator: Now that you have a company, you definitely need a logo. Remember Web 2.0 is ALL about form over substance.
  • Web 2.0 Hype (a.k.a.) BS Generator: Click on this 4 or 5 times before meeting with a venture capitalist. Throw these phrases out when asked what your company/product/web site will do.
  • Web2.0 Buzzword Generator: Ok, the phrases above helped you secure bags of money from a VC, but you need this one to flesh out your prospectus.
This should get you well on the way to YOUR piece of the mad Web 2.0 money.

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